Sunday, July 20, 2008

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

the Idiot Savant

(33% dark, 65% spontaneous, 79% vulgar)

your humor style:

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

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Monday, May 26, 2008

What Your Favorite Color Purple Says About You:
Intuitive --- Seeking --- Creative
Kind --- Self-Sacrificing --- Growth Oriented
Strong --- Very Wise --- Rare

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Your Pirate Name Is...
Pegleg Firecrotch

Not Much

There isn't much going on right now,I know some people talk about every pimple on their asses but I guess thats what blogging is about. Saturday I have in-service class,so my 10 hours of yearly torture will be offically over early this year. Sunday is Kimba and Sissy's combination B-day party. I should be interesting to see how many people will make a true and complete ass out of themselves at the dance classes(I hope I'm not going to be one, of the asses that is) and if I do I hope I can get to work without being too sore.

On the yarn front I'm working on socks in Limbo Mexiko,I purchased the yarn when I went up to see Mama before Christmas at my favorite yarn shop,Farmhouse Knits in Beaverton,OR. The nice lady owns and works there and always remembers me when I come in and she is so helpful and friendly and is one of the only places you can directly buy Socks that Rock yarn.
I'm working these socks Toe-up with a heel flap which is a whole lot easier than I thought it would be,but thats what happens when you half-ass read something and by the time you finish with the two words that you actually did read you think you need to be a Rocket Scientist to figure it out. But it worked well ,no holes like a short-row heels and fits well and very convienent when you have big feet and don't read yardage!

I have other yarn that is calling to me but I'm not answering yet because it needs to be wound into balls and I'm not feeling all of that right now! I need to find some guy trying to score brownie points with me to hold the yarn lol.
Well I guess that will be it ,hopefully I won't screw thing up when I add pictures.

Oh on the nail front ,I took more pictures and my nails match my KnitPicks Harmony dpns,they are so cool(the needles) my nails too ! I guess I'll have to get a picture with the nails and the needles,

Thursday, January 24, 2008


Since I'm not a computer genius(I don't even know if that's spelled right) I didnt add the nail pictures so from a couple of months back until now,The Nails!

I really need help

I made a promise to myself to blog on a regular basis,but no one reads its because I'm too much of a coward to put a link to it anywhere. But today will be the first day of the rest of my life (sounding like any recovering alcoholic) I will blog more!

Now I have new yarn that I got when I was out of town at my mothers right before Christmas (yes this should have be blogged about weeks ago) and I have a few finished projects and more nail pictures of course.But before all that in my nightly addiction to reading blogs(something that keeps me from knitting) one of my favorites is having a contest so in the spirit of trying to win something I put a link to her blog here. Anyone that drinks and knits is alright with me,I'm afraid with my teetotaling behind I'd pass out and impale myself on the needles!
So now to gratuitous pictures. My niece Robin in the skirt I made her. Big Mexico yarn,Collinette Jitterbug and STR heavyweight.Thuja socks in LL worsted weight.Last but not least Brandon's Fake Fairisle Cap

Monday, January 14, 2008

What Yvonne Means

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you.
You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night.
Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

In 1961 (the year you were born)

John F. Kennedy becomes president of the US

An estimated 1200 anti-Castro exiles aided by the US make a failed invasion of Cuba's Bay of Pigs

Navy Cmdr. Alan B. Shepard Jr. becomes the first US spaceman rocketing 118 miles above the earth

Hurricane "Carla" wipes out Texas gulf cities, claiming 46 lives

Russian Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin makes the first manned space flight

Wayne Gretzky, Henry Rollins, Fabio, George Clooney, Dennis Rodman, and Diana, Princess of Wales are born

New York Yankees win the World series

Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship

Chicago Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup

Disney's One Hundred and One Dalmatians is the top grossing film

Catch-22 by Joseph Heller is published

The Miracles' "Shop Around" becomes Motown's first million-selling single